TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEING PREGNANT KICKS ASS

One woman’s experience…

1.) Naps are necessary and glorified.
2.) Eating lots of food isn’t gluttony, its altruism.
3.) Bad gas can be blamed on the baby.
4.) Emotional outbursts can be blamed on the pregnancy.
5.) You’re already a mother, but with no sore nipples, no diapers, two free arms and free time!
6.) Nobody cares if you have to pee all the time.
7.) People always want to carry things for you.
8.) Sleeping is extra comfortable with all these new pillow modifications that you should have incorporated years ago.
9.) Bigger tips.
10.) If you go into a crowded bathroom, you will be shuffled to the front of the line!